My best friend's little brother hijacked my bachelor party, joined the mile high club with my new bride, and slept with her in our honeymoon bed in front of me.
I don't know what my friends were doing to my wife, but I could hear her being pushed backwards and forwards while slobbering on what sounded like a Popsicle.
I convinced my wife, who was also my boss at work, to hire my big-dicked buddy as my assistant. She hired him as my new boss and made me his assistant.
I got my big dick buddy, Rob, a job at my company. He repaid the favor by getting me fired, taking my job, breaking up my marriage and sleeping with my wife.
My best friend hooked my inferior beta-male friend up with my wife, putting them in a room at his cabin. I got a face full of his piss for being a cockblocker.
My buddies watched in awe as my wife flirted with Andrew right in front of me. One month later, she was his girl, and my buddies were now his friends.