Can you join the mile high club by getting a handjob on an amusement park ride? If so, your wife and your nerdy friend just became members together without you.
I'm starting to get the feeling that the general contractors we hired to renovate our house are distracting me when the head foreman and my wife are together.
The boss' son told me he was going to take care of my girlfriend while I slaved away at work. When I got home, she was asleep naked and covered in his cumshots.
After my bully from high school moved in with my wife and I, my dick twitched anytime I saw them together. Imagine what my cock did when I saw them kiss.
My best friend's little brother hijacked my bachelor party, joined the mile high club with my new bride, and slept with her in our honeymoon bed in front of me.
My friends pissed in a beer bottle and tricked me into drinking it in front of my girlfriend. After I chugged it down, they hogtied me and left with my girl.
My girlfriend invited my bully over for dinner. He made me cook for him wearing a pink apron, slapped me around, pissed on me, then threw me out of her condo.
I saw my wife looking out the window, her body bent over. Andrew stood behind her and gave me the finger as their bodies rhythmically motioned back and forth.
After my wife caught my buddy watching a cuckold porn scene involving the best man fucking the bride, she put on her wedding dress and snuck into his bedroom.