I'm starting to get the feeling that the general contractors we hired to renovate our house are distracting me when the head foreman and my wife are together.
Can you join the mile high club by getting a handjob on an amusement park ride? If so, your wife and your nerdy friend just became members together without you.
My best friend's little brother hijacked my bachelor party, joined the mile high club with my new bride, and slept with her in our honeymoon bed in front of me.
After my bully from high school moved in with my wife and I, my dick twitched anytime I saw them together. Imagine what my cock did when I saw them kiss.