The boss' son told me he was going to take care of my girlfriend while I slaved away at work. When I got home, she was asleep naked and covered in his cumshots.
My girlfriend invited my bully over for dinner. He made me cook for him wearing a pink apron, slapped me around, pissed on me, then threw me out of her condo.
After my bully from high school moved in with my wife and I, my dick twitched anytime I saw them together. Imagine what my cock did when I saw them kiss.
Can you join the mile high club by getting a handjob on an amusement park ride? If so, your wife and your nerdy friend just became members together without you.