Caught My Wife in Bed With My 19-Year-Old Weed Dealer

I told my wife that my 19-year-old pot dealer had become my bully. She went to his place to stand up for me, but didn't come out of his bedroom for hours.
I Walked In on My Girlfriend in Bed With My Weed Dealer

When my weed dealer gets me high, I'm too stoned to notice what he's doing with my girlfriend. I only hear sucking and popping noises coming out of her mouth.